Dale's Song of the Week

I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba
where it babbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda ... S-O-D-A soda.
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name, and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda" ....Y-O-D-A yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda.

Well I've been around, but I ain't never seen
a guy who looks like a muppet but he's wrinkled and green, oh my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda.
Well I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
how he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand, oh my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda,
Yo yo yo yo Yoda.

Well I left home just a week before,
and I've never ever been a jedi before.
But Obi-wan, he set me straight, of course.
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the force."
Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben,
so it looks like I'm gonna start all over again with my Yoda.
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda

So I used the force.
I picked up a box.
I lifted some rocks ...
while I stood on my head.
But I won't forget what Yoda said.

He said "Luke stay away from the darker side
and if you start to go astray, let the force be your guide, oh my Yoda.
Yo yo yo yo Yoda.
"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed,
but remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed", oh my Yoda.
Yo yo yo yo Yoda.

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess.
So I'm gonna hafta leave Yoda, I guess.
But I know that I'll be comin' back some day:
I'll be playin' this part 'til I'm old and gray!

The longterm contract I had to sign
says I'll be makin' these movies 'til the end of time with my Yoda.
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yoda.
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda

(Sung, of course, to the song "Lola" by the Kinks. Written by Weird Al.)

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